I Knew He Was Giving Me Come Hither Eyes

"My cashier today was Randy." Capital R. Not only does Safeway provide an avenue for me to get food and booze, but now I bear witness to a sexually agitated cashier. Was it because of me? I think so.

Please note, that yes, I am a coupon cutter. Don’t judge me, because food shopping is more fun when it is a competitive sport. And the answer to your question is “Yes, I am a still big ole nerd.”