Oh Really Williams Sonoma

I just got an e-mail that stated the following:

Mother's Day is May 11. For a one-of-a-kind gift, our Personalized Apron arrives embroidered with her name or initials. It's easily adjustable for a comfortable, flattering fit and available in your choice of solid or striped cotton. It's just one of our personalized gift ideas.

A personalized apron? Can it be embroidered with Bitch, Slave or better yet, House Elf. I rather have a bottle of tequila, thank you very much. Patron Silver if you are buying.